You gotta get your gifts by any means necessary. But it is the holiday season,...– STEPHEN COLBERT, remarking on violent incidents among shoppers during Black Friday - especially at Walmart — on The Colbert Report. (via inothernews)
The Founders never assumed indefinite free speech. They assumed that after two...– STEPHEN COLBERT, on why it was okay for Mayor Bloomberg to send in cops to crack down on Occupy Wall Street protestors while he claimed to be protecting their right to free speech, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
speak slow: by Chuck PalahniukIn six seconds,... →
by Chuck Palahniuk In six seconds, you’ll hate me. But in six months, you’ll be a better writer. From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you may not use “thought” verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers, Imagines, Desires, and a…
runfromtheherd: shortformblog: Jon Stewart took to The Daily Show last night (11/10/11) to talk about the Penn State child sexual abuse scandal, and gave a serious commentary about how people knew of Sandusky’s abuse and didn’t do anything, as well as the recent student rioting over the firing of coach Joe Paterno. The very end of this is worth heeding for Penn State fans: “And just like...